COREY PERRY OF THE CHICAGO BLACK HAWKS HAS BEEN
CUT FROM THE TEAM FOR UNACCEPTABLE CONDUCT.
THERE HAVE BEEN WILD RUMORS CIRCULATING THAT HE WAS ALLEGEDLY SLEEPING WITH HIS WHIZ KIDS TEAMMATE,
CONNOR BEDAR’S MOM! HMM!
THE SECOND HALF COMMENCES!
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Wow! This was a barn burner! Wings comfortably up 5-2 with seven minutes left in the contest. Then the explosive Flyers inexplicably rattle off five goals in the games last seven minutes, with two power play and two even strength and one empty net goals! Actor Brian Dehaney lookalike(See Picture Below) Jamie Smith with the trick! Trevor Wrobel with the deuce. Singles for Ryan Boyette and Rob “Archie” Montgomery. Jim Roble leads the Wings with a two goal game. Singles for Zach Wagner, John Cornish and Dougie Roehl.
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The French guys play a strong game and clip the Hawks. Paul “Stork” Erikson with a two goal game for the Habs. Billy Reiss and Brian Moore with singles. Hawks sub Chris Ballach goes twine twice. Veteran winger Robbie Olmstead also with a Hawks goal.
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The Bruins and goalie Gordy Nadolsky play a great game and edge the Fish! Former Detroit Red Wing Danny Dekeyser lookalike(See Picture Below) Marty Papesh goes five hole with the game winning goal. Mark Micolo and tongue twister if you say their names together – Nick Piccolo with the Bruins first two markers. Waz Sarweh and Mike Nalepa tally for the Sharks. Goalie Joe Polizzi with a strong game between the pipes for the Sharks in this penalty free game.
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Habs goalie Kris “King” Arthur stood on his proverbial head this game making no less than forty saves! The extreme team back checking efforts was the key of the victory for the hard working Habs, who employ some high end players and some very nice complementary pieces, as they sweep on the day! We have a civic duty theme to this victory, as Warren police officer Jeff Steiber(2 Goals) and counselor Brian Moore(1 Goal) both dominate this game with their savvy hockey skills. Cheap Trick guitarist sub “Rick” Neilson with the lone Wings goal, as they drop two tough games today.
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Mark Micolo scores the only final period goal, his third of the game as the Bruins tie the Flyers. Steve “Mario” Lemieux also with a Bruins goal. Flyers – Trevor, Wrobel, Scott Leslie, Jamie Smith and sub Ken “Debus” Debus.
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The Sharks top line of Mike Nalepa(3 & 1), Nate McNaughtry(1 & 4) and Waz Sarweh(3 Assists) go on a feeding frenzy and total 12 points in the game! Oh – and Kenny Kluz also with a Sharks goal. Hawks sub Chris Ballach with the trick and more on Chris later. Steve Wink and the juniors – Elsey and sub McCauley with singles. Dad Paul Elsey Sr. with three helpers. Now to the fireworks! I always say – the real good players – when they snap – they snap! At games end Hawks sub Chris Ballach received a minor slashing penalty. All hell broke loose with the banging of his stick and the four letter expletives flying through the air, as the score keeper covered her ears, and Chris receives an abuse of officials game misconduct penalty!
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