I MUST HAVE GONE THROUGH $10 MILLION DURING MY CAREER. PART OF THE LOOT WENT FOR GAMBLING, PART FOR HORSES AND PART FOR WOMEN. THE REST I SPENT FOOLISHLY. LEGENDARY ACTOR GEORGE RAFT!   HAWKS   2     SHARKS   2 A game of high magnitude for both teams!  Big Ben Haynes ties the game up with the goalie…

”We brought in seven players for a series of psychological and physical tests. One of them was Trevor Linden. He called me the night before and said, ’Hi, Mr. Burke, it’s Trevor Linden. My dad said I should call you because I can’t come on Saturday.’ I said, ’Well, Trevor, none of the players call me Mr. Burke. Call me…

”We brought in seven players for a series of psychological and physical tests. One of them was Trevor Linden. He called me the night before and said, ’Hi, Mr. Burke, it’s Trevor Linden. My dad said I should call you because I can’t come on Saturday.’ I said, ’Well, Trevor, none of the players call me Mr. Burke. Call me…

  HAPPY HALLOWEEN!   BRUINS   7   HABS   3 A game of high magnitude with first place ramifications as the Bruins roll against the French guys!  Captain Rob Rowling with the “Trick of Treat” for his Bruins!  Singles for Jeff Steiber, John Cornish, Rob Montgomery and sub Kenny “Prime Time” Wilkins, who also pitched in three helpers.  Joey…

WINGS   5     BRUINS   1 Forward, defense, goalie, it really doesn’t matter for this all-purpose hockey player named Mark Smyth, who shines in nets this game for the Wings!  The guy is simply amazing!  Having a breakout season – Mike Lawson scores twice for the Wings.  Singles for Brian Belloli, John Dooley and Paul Giles.  Bruins Captain…

MY SUNDAY NIGHT HAZEL PARK LEAGUE. ZAMBONI DRIVER SNAFU! GAME STARTED 45 MINUTES LATE!   WINGS   3     BRUINS   2 The WIngs play a great game led by two grizzled veterans who remained playing at a high level following last weekend’s 70 and over Port Huron’s Golden Eagles Stanley Keg(Pictured Below) tournament!  Terry “Pepper” Boyette(2 Goals) and…

MY SUNDAY NIGHT HAZEL PARK LEAGUE. ZAMBONI DRIVER SNAFU! GAME STARTED 45 MINUTES LATE!   SHARKS   1     BRUINS   0 Former Dallas Cowboy fullback and current NFL announcer Daryl “Moose” Johnston lookalike(See Picture Below) Doug Wargo, scores the games only goal as the Sharks blank the goal starved hibernated Bruins.  Goalie Brian Miller with a twelve save…

MARCEL DIMITRI OF THE HAWKS ACING THE RED WINGS QUIZ AT LAST SATURDAY’S GAME AGAINST NASHVILLE AT JLA!   BRUINS   5    SHARKS   2 Ron Nanney leads the Bruins with the trick!  Rob Rowling and Jeff Steiber also score.  Larry “School Boy” Rowe with the hat trick assist.  Puck stopper Kris “King” Arthur shined in nets!  Mark Micolo…

SHARKS   5     WINGS   1 Da Sharks enjoy a fine Wing dinner this game!  Sniper Robert Stempian with the trick.  Having a breakout year – Steve “Barney Miller” Dietrich and sub Abraham also score.  Goalie Brian Miller with a stellar game in nets!  Having a fine season of his own – Brian Belloli with the lone Wings…

RYAN – GET HER ON THE SUB LIST! FIVE HOLE SEEMS TO BE HER WEAKNESS! MIKAYLA DEMAITER – CHATHAM ONTARIO.   BRUINS   9    HAWKS   4 The Bruins have a field day as Mr. Rob Rowling goes twine four times!  All of his goals were unassisted!  I guess Rob was feeling a little spunky today!  Deuces wild for…